- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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