- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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