What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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