- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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