- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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