Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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pudding

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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