have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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