If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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