When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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