A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Poop

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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