Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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