- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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