Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Women drivers...

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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