- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

so... how about that airplane food

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A baby seal walks into a club.

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