Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Christianity

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Internet Explorer

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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