What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Apple juice.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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