What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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