- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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