What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why was the woman?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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