- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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