- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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