Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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