- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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