- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

You having friends.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Barack Obama

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Terry has ebola

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Xbox One

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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