- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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