- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

whats chinese noodles

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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