- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

^that joke a piece of shit

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

I have a gay camel

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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