I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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