Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

raisin boogers

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I once did something.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops