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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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