A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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we all know sammi has a penis

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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heads up!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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