- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Moo! I'm a goat!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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