- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

learn the ropes?

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I killed someone today. :D

fruit salad?

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