There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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That's what she didn't say

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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GADZOOKS!

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Anti Joke

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