- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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