- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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