how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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hello anomonous

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Poop...

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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The Game

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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