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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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