whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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womens rights

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Anti Joke

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