"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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