Black Friday

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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I love pissing people off :P

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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