- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

woman's rights

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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