- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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