A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Dislike this.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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book 'em danno

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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