what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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