Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

knock knock? come in

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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