Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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