- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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