A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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