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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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