Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Black Friday

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

gabbi nunez ;)

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Your mums a penis joke.

A man... walks.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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